Pizza Bites vs Pizza Rolls

Ethan is a devoted Pizza Rolls fan. Every now and then we get a free trial membership to BJ’s and during those times there is always a giant box of Pizza Rolls in our freezer. I found these equivalent Pizza Bites at a discount supermarket in Woonsocket, RI.
Pizza Bites:
The inside of these were kind of weird to me. It was a thick goop of oregano-flavor. It didn’t taste like sauce and it didn’t taste like cheese. I had actually forgot these were supposed to be pepperoni flavor. Ethan and I both thought the dough tasted like cardboard. Ethan also added that these did not taste like pizza (hard to believe!)
Pizza Rolls:
The filling in these actually tasted like tomato and cheese. There were even little chunks of pepperoni (or what was supposed to be pepperoni). the dough was thinner and not as cardboardy. While these weren’t awesome Ethan said they “almost” taste like pizza, which is better than not at all, like Pizza Bites.
Wrap up:
It’s not a big surprise that Ethan preferred the Pizza Rolls. I noticed that he didn’t seem blown away by them for this evaluation but does really likes these, so I feel like these are supposed to be enjoyable but not really satisfy like a real pizza.
I would pick the pizza rolls because of it’s actual taste of sauce and cheese while pizza bites are just bland and tasteless except for oregano.
January 27th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
Mr. P.’s Pizza Bites are in the dollar stores around here. Now I know why. =)
January 27th, 2009 at 11:12 pm
What is BJ’s?? And why do you get a free trial?
February 1st, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Hi Kelly,
BJ’s is a food club you can pay to join and buy food in bulk and products will be sold in large containers. It’s good for families that need to buy ketchup by the gallon or parties where you want to buy giant jars of pickles etc..
Every once in a while they send out a trial membership to lure you into purhasing a a membership but for a single couple there’s not much reason to join since we really don’t need giant boxes of pizza rolls all the time
April 24th, 2009 at 8:13 pm
While I’m not a big pizza rolls fan (I’d rather have real pizza).
I do keep Totino’s Pizza Rolls on hand every now again just for a quick meal.
Mr. P’s Pizza Bits look like nasty little meatless enchiladas.
May 30th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
Cooooool!!
June 19th, 2009 at 9:22 pm
Oh my god…I eat those Pizza Rolls like there is no tomorrow. xD Definitely worth paying for them and taste so much better. The other looks…incredibly odd. And I’m a big pizza fan.
July 27th, 2010 at 8:52 am
Oregano is a gread addition to everyday meals, i put them on soups and salads.*::